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幽默又有哲理的演講稿 搞笑有意義的演講大全

孟凡霖2022-01-30 09:15:58

演講以詼諧幽默的開(kāi)場(chǎng),能讓大家會(huì)心一笑,同時(shí)在幽默的同時(shí)又能說(shuō)明一些意義,下面有途網(wǎng)小編為大家整理了一些幽默演講稿。

幽默又有哲理的演講稿 搞笑有意義的演講大全

幽默哲理演講稿

一個(gè)很有名的作家要來(lái)書(shū)店參觀。書(shū)店老板受寵若驚,連忙把所有的書(shū)撤下,全部換上作家的書(shū)。作家來(lái)到書(shū)店后,心里非常高興,問(wèn)道:"貴店只售本人的書(shū)嗎?""當(dāng)然不是。"書(shū)店老板回答,"別的書(shū)銷路很好,都賣(mài)完了。"

"拍馬屁"是個(gè)奇怪的詞:你象是在奉承他,又象是在侮辱他。 英譯:A very famous writer will come to visit bookstores.

Bookstore owner be overwhelmed by an unexpected favour, and quickly removed all the books, all replaced by a writer of books. The writer came to the bookstore, I am very glad, asked:" your stores only sell my book? Absolutely not. " Bookshop boss replied," other books sell well, are sold out. "

" Bootlick" is a strange word: do you like him in the flattering, but also as an insult to him.

麥克走進(jìn)餐館,點(diǎn)了一份湯,服務(wù)員馬上給他端了上來(lái)。服務(wù)員剛走開(kāi),麥克就嚷嚷起來(lái):"對(duì)不起,這湯我沒(méi)法喝。"服務(wù)員重新給他上了一個(gè)湯,他還是說(shuō):"對(duì)不起,這湯我沒(méi)法喝。"服務(wù)員只好叫來(lái)經(jīng)理。經(jīng)理畢恭畢敬地朝麥克點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭,說(shuō):"先生,這道菜是本店最拿手的,深受顧客歡迎,難道您......""我是說(shuō),調(diào)羹在哪里呢?"

有錯(cuò)就改,當(dāng)然是件好事。但我們常常卻改掉正確的,留下錯(cuò)誤的,結(jié)果是錯(cuò)上加錯(cuò)。

英譯:Mike walked into the restaurant, ordering a bowl of soup,

the waiter immediately give up his client. The waiter just walked away, Mike would yell up:" sorry, I can't drink the soup. " The waiter to give him a soup, he would say:" sorry, I can't drink the soup. " Waiter call manager. Manager reverent and respectful towards Mike nods, say:" Sir, this dish is a specialty of our most, welcomed by customers, do you ..."" I said, where is the spoon? " The change is wrong, of course, is ...

高中勵(lì)志又搞笑的演講稿

確立自己的目標(biāo)

古人云:人貴有志,當(dāng)志存高遠(yuǎn)。這不是一句簡(jiǎn)單的口號(hào),請(qǐng)大家想一下,當(dāng)高考結(jié)束,面對(duì)高考志愿表時(shí),有多少人能斬釘截鐵的說(shuō):我就要報(bào)這個(gè)專業(yè),我一直在為著這個(gè)目標(biāo)而奮斗!恐怕有相當(dāng)數(shù)量的同學(xué)面對(duì)眾多的專業(yè)選擇思前想后,猶豫不決。出現(xiàn)這種情況的原因就是大多數(shù)學(xué)生的目光只是盯在高考本身上,而沒(méi)有想過(guò)高考背后深層的東西。作為年輕人,一輩子的目標(biāo)一定要定得高遠(yuǎn),正所謂你想要什么,你才會(huì)成為什么。年輕人一定要相信夢(mèng)想,正如相信在黑暗中仍然能看見(jiàn)北極星一樣。我們?cè)趽碛懈哌h(yuǎn)目標(biāo)的同時(shí)也應(yīng)該有階段性的目標(biāo),但每個(gè)階段的目標(biāo)要現(xiàn)實(shí),就要永遠(yuǎn)比周圍人做得好一點(diǎn)。目標(biāo)與能力成正比,目標(biāo)要一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)積累,每一天、每一階段的目標(biāo)實(shí)現(xiàn)了,最后成就的就是遠(yuǎn)大的目標(biāo)。

記著,無(wú)論遭遇多么困難的處境,也不要放棄自己的目標(biāo),因?yàn)榉椒偙壤щy多,即使是在孤立無(wú)援的境地,也不要放棄希望!新東方總裁俞敏洪曾這樣說(shuō)道:每一條河流都有自己不同的生命曲線,但每一條河都有自己的夢(mèng)想,那就是奔向大海,長(zhǎng)江、黃河都奔向了大海,但方式不一樣:長(zhǎng)江劈山開(kāi)路,黃河迂回曲折,但最終都匯入了大海,實(shí)現(xiàn)了自己的夢(mèng)想,這就是水的精神。我們的生命,有時(shí)候會(huì)是泥沙,你可能就像泥沙一樣慢慢的沉淀下去了,一旦你沉淀下去了,也許你不用再為了前進(jìn)而繼續(xù)努力了,但是你永遠(yuǎn)見(jiàn)不到陽(yáng)光了,所以我建議大家,不管你現(xiàn)在的生命是怎么樣的,一定要有水的精神,像水一樣不斷積蓄自己的力量,不斷的沖破障礙,當(dāng)你發(fā)現(xiàn)時(shí)機(jī)不到的時(shí)候,就把自己的厚度給積累起來(lái),當(dāng)有一天時(shí)機(jī)來(lái)臨的時(shí)候,你就能夠奔騰入海,成就自己的生命。

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